Oh kids!

A few funnies, just to brighten a dull Friday,

Funny #1

Me: Standing in kitchen looking at a loaded sink.

Kids: Family room watching TV.

Me: I will give anyone a dollar to come do the dishes.

Kids: "silence"

Me: I will give you $2.

Kids: "silence"

Me: $2.25

Kids: "silence"

Me: Last offer, $2.50

Kids: "silence"

Dawson 2 minutes later: How much are you going to pay me for doing the dishes?

Me: $2.50

Dawson: More

Me: No that's my final offer, take it or leave it.

Dawson: Na it's not worth it.

Funny #2

Cora and I playing in the bedroom this morning.

Cora: Mom play puppies with me.

Me:Okay, am I the mommy puppy?

Cora: Yeah and I am the baby and I need to drink milk.

She then proceeds to crawl under me like she is about to have a drink. Holy cow I couldn't stop laughing.

I roll over and say: No Cora you can't do that.

Cora: But puppies drink milk.

Me: I know but you can't do that to mommy.

Cora: Okay I will just drink water.

Me thinking okay:

Cora thinking water still comes from mommy puppies so she tried to drink off my stomach.

Yikes, where does she come up with this stuff? I almost peed.

Funny #3

Just check out this video, you'll laugh til you pee too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcN08Tg3PWw